Friday, February 29, 2008

Idiot of the Week V

Today's idiot of the week feature has two groups of, as Weird Al called them, the "young, dumb, and ugly".

First, we have a pair of Aussie blokes who thought they saw an easy target to rob in a sporting and community club. Their was one small detail the overlooked. The 50 large bikers that were having their monthly meeting in the next room over. Sure, the two would be robbers had machetes. But the bikers, part of the Southern Cross Cruisers, had chairs, tables, and anything not nailed down. I'd say these guys got off lucky with as few injuries as they substained.

The next group found out first hand that sometimes movies leave out the important detail. Specifically, the practice. Sure, anyone who watches a movie like "The Fast and the Furious" might see all those street racers and think that it looks relatively easy. But they don't show all those racers as they learn their skills, constantly ending up in the ditch. Had these three teens in question actually watched Disney's Cars, they would have foreseen their inevitable fate yesterday. At roughly 3 p.m., three teenagers driving down Colorado State Hwy 36 decided to attempt to perform a manuever called a drift... and found themselves in a ditch. Once again, lucky they made it out with as few injuries as they did.

1 comment:

Capt. Jean-Luc Pikachu said...

Maybe they were watching Initial D?

"Gonna get ya, like a space boy! Whoa whoa whoa whoa"